Simp

Dylan Commerford, someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon

Dylan, a.k.a a simp, has tuff luck getting that wet kitty

by 0273uejejaiw November 7, 2019

Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson

Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!

by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019

Simp

That nigga Eric

That nigga Eric is a simp ass nigga.

by I fucked your mom 69 October 13, 2019

Simp

A depressed and/or emotional person; a person that is always in their self-conscience feelings.

You are such a simp sometimes

by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018

Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering

"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."

by lil simp January 17, 2018

Simp

Edgar

We all know why, fucking simp

by IJustMadeThisSoICanMakeFunOfMy December 14, 2019

Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy

Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.

by King Simp December 30, 2019