self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.

C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"

by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009

Bogan Dry Shower

When a bogan or southern/western Australian uses deodorant or anti-perspirant to remove body odour instead of a shower.

guy: mate, you stink. go take a bogan dry shower, we're late for the kangaroo to the mall

other guy: fuck, really? all right then *sssst*
ok, lets go

by TBmongoose February 14, 2012

Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.

John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower

by FelonLady September 11, 2013

Canadian Baby Shower

A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.

It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!

by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014

Rock Star Shower

Washing your dick in the bathroom sink after sex.

A rock star shower is a quick and efficient way to get to sleep quickly and not have a stinky dick.

by HelloHBOT August 13, 2014

X lax Shower

When a person sprays another with diarrhea.

The girl stopped her abductor with an X lax shower.

by starklawyer January 1, 2020

Middle School Shower

Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower

“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”

“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”

by AudioPixie November 10, 2020