Captain Shitty 

1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.

2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.

3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.

#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.

Captain Shitty by StonedRoxy January 2, 2012

sucky-shitty

Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.

"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."

"How sucky."

"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."

"Shitty!"

"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."

sucky-shitty by Ryan December 12, 2004

Cat Shitty 

Other name for Cathedral City. Named like that because it is so gay there, that no one likes it. Thousand Palms is better.

Jeff: Lets roll over to Cat City?
Bill: Naw Cat Shitty can suck my dick!

Cat Shitty by tigrr123456789 May 15, 2011

getting shitty

A euphamism for drinking yourself to the point of blackout.

This word is very popular amoung white trash in Fairbanks, Alaska. If anyone ever uses this slang, run before the methlab in the back of their house blows up.

FbnxTrash1: Hmm its 7:40 A.M. and its Tuesday what should we do?
FbnxTrash2: TIME FER GETTING SHITTY
FbnxTrash3: Awesome! Did I mention I made it this whole winter without wearing a coat?

getting shitty by Pinion May 3, 2006

get shitty

getting extremly drunk and making an ass of yourself

me and erin get shitty tonight. we were drunk texting and dancing out of control.

get shitty by janelle myatt August 2, 2007

Lenoir Shitty

The infamous nickname given to Lenoir City, Tennessee that most accurately describes the people in this town and what it has to offer.

Nigel: Hey want to go meet some crack whores, get beat up by a Mexican Gang, or go to Wal-Mart?

Herbert: Sure, let's head to Lenoir Shitty, they have ALL 3 of those things!

Lenoir Shitty by youknowutitiz April 10, 2011

Bay Shitty Strawberry 

The act of putting a strawberry in a woman's vagina and then shoving your thumb rapidly up her ass causing the strawberry to shoot out her vagina and then catching it in your mouth.

"Damn man I took that chick home last night and I did the Bay Shitty Strawberry on her."

Bay Shitty Strawberry by Dragonheart April 10, 2009