The running sharts

Running and sharting at the same time. kind of gross, and a huge mess

thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp that guy has the running sharts, i mean just look at his pant would ya.

by buttface headturds April 29, 2020

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

Shart Arts Shart!

The crowd chants Shart Arts Shart! And Kevin Arts Shart around the ring and finishes his opponent with the Deadly Sharts!

Commentary: THE CROWD IS CHANTING SHART ARTS SHART! AND KEVIN ARTS IS SHARTING AROUND THE RING AND FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH THE DEADLY SHARTS

by Iamfatlol September 21, 2021

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)

“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”

by bitch not u November 24, 2021

pinky shart

a person who flips you off with their pinky

Jagger is a Pinky Shart.

by big mommy anslee December 23, 2020

llama shart

When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends

That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!

by Bootyinyourface March 09, 2016

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 07, 2023