samalamagram

the literal best wiffy/hubby EVER

ilysm <3333

omg did u hear? me and samalamagram got married in December! we had a child named peanut but he died :(

by moss444 February 12, 2022

Samalafoofalama

Black guy with a fresh cut

Yo thats a nice samalafoofalama cootsalama bowskapotalana foo

by Crafter_Paragon March 16, 2022

seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her

Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Seal

sea potato

Look at that seal!

by SovietSpy April 4, 2022

Seal

A fat big round thing that you get to slap •it’s stomach• to fée the fat chub ones of this happy animal that can be turned into an anime girl for som reason

“Hey did you see that seal?”

by Chubby seal April 21, 2022

segalphobic

the phobia of seagulls

wow look at those seagulls

don’t trigger me im segalphobic

by urmother506 June 10, 2022

Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish

James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.

by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022