go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

hood scratch

Another way of saying marijuana.

"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"

by Bugera July 2, 2015

trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash

Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!

by Topandtail April 4, 2016

The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.

The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.

by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016

Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.

Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.

by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016

Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.

Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.

by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016