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Get the Lahey Scale mug.Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
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Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.
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Get the banana-for-scale mug.Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."
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Get the Scale mug.A common tool used to roughly measure the attractiveness of a woman through 10 general features.
The most commonly judged features, though varying between individuals, are:
Hair, Nose, Teeth, Lips, Neck/Chin, Chest/Breasts, Stomach, Waist, Hips and Rear/Ass.
For each feature on the list, the woman can score a point. If all the features on the list are good on the woman, then she scores 10.
The most commonly judged features, though varying between individuals, are:
Hair, Nose, Teeth, Lips, Neck/Chin, Chest/Breasts, Stomach, Waist, Hips and Rear/Ass.
For each feature on the list, the woman can score a point. If all the features on the list are good on the woman, then she scores 10.
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that chick I was with last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, she was totally a 10 *on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale"
*No-one would say that but I need to include the term in the definition
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, she was totally a 10 *on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale"
*No-one would say that but I need to include the term in the definition
by ThatRussianGuy October 2, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale mug.A Spectrum of Perception, Resonance, and Wonder
Overview:
The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.
Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.
Scale Summary
Range Stage Name Definition / Experience
1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.
2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.
3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration
8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Overview:
The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.
Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.
Scale Summary
Range Stage Name Definition / Experience
1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.
2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.
3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration
8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Interpretation Guide
Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm
Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.
3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)
The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.
4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)
Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.
6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)
Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.
8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)
Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.
9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State
Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.
Applications
Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.
Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.
Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.
Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.
Fun References
“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”
“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”
“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm
Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.
3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)
The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.
4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)
Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.
6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)
Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.
8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)
Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.
9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State
Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.
Applications
Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.
Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.
Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.
Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.
Fun References
“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”
“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”
“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
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