sex

holding hands

bro 1: bro did u see them.

bro 2: YEAH THEY WERE HAVING SEX
bro 1: wh-

by polloAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 3, 2020

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply

Boop and boop and boop that is sex

by Idkwhoiamsodontask January 3, 2021

sex

doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.

Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.

by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021

Sex

Gender- wtf did you think horny creep.

What is the sex of that fox?

by Fork_Jay February 4, 2021

Sex

Zey : Hey, Cindy remember what you said

Cindy : Yea

Zey : Now or later
Cindy : Now daddy~
Zey : Daddy?
Cindy : yea unless yk

Zey : No I love that 😩
Cindy : Good! Lets go to my house daddy~
Zey : ok

*THEY ARE AT THE HOUSE*
Cindy : Here
Zey : Ok bby
Cindy : Let me undress first

Zey : Can I see ?
Cindy : Sure if you like😫
Zey : Let both do it at the same time
Cindy : Ok
Zey : Woah- Your ass doe😍
Cindy : Your d-dick🍆
Zey : Let me hurry! for more time
Cindy : Ok daddy~
Zey : Done

Cindy : Me too!
Zey : lets go😍
*They start*
Cindy : Me first daddy😩
Zey : suit your self baby girl 😩😫
Cindy : mmm

Zey : thats good
Zey : My turn

Cindy : ok~
*puts dick in*
Cindy : take off my bar daddy~

Zey : anything for yu baby girl😫
Zey : there-WOAH 😍 I love them

Cindy : yess😩

Zey : mmmmmm~

Cindy : Faster faster

Zey : Ok

Cindy : thats it

Zey : * rubs dick with tits*
Cindy : Woah baby-
Zey : its good doe 😩
Cindy : Ik
Cindy : now back where it was

Zey : Ok
Cindy : Can we kiss now?
Zey : Sure-
Cindy : ok daddy~
Zey : mhmm I can i kiss your body🤤
Cindy : anything and i mean anything
Zey : Ok baby

Cindy : fuck me more nowwwwww
Zey : Kk
Cindy : Me again
Zey : Ofc 😩🤤
Cindy : ur d-dick is so big daddy

Zey : ik ik

Cindy : let me knee down first

Zey : ok babe
Cindy : there *starts sucking*
Zey : oh yesss~

Cindy : I love it

Zey : I do it 🤤
urs*

moans dirty zey cindy sex sexy

by Cindy🤤😫😩 February 20, 2021

Sex

Something that horny people look up on urban dictionary to read the pornographic example

Stop looking up sex on urban dictionary you horny fuck

by TheCrackheadAtMarketBasket February 22, 2021

sex

Stop looking for sex stories by looking up sex on urban dictionary. You know exactly what it is you horny cunt.

Joe: "I had sex with Alyssa yesterday!"
John: "I doubt that."

by icantfindanyaskers February 23, 2021