When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.
Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.
by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018
Get the russian fiddleblastmug. by Billings722 October 2, 2016
Get the Kickball with Russiansmug. When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.
by 69gay69 January 11, 2017
Get the Russian Foldmug. by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017
Get the Russian Teetmug. A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
Get the Russian Johnsonmug. Sexual act that involves a simultaneous “rim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.
by curt coldbain April 6, 2021
Get the Russian harmonicamug. A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
by Clit Lint July 4, 2016
Get the Russian Divingboardmug.