road biker

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder

“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”

by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020

chocolate road

the anus / butt hole

Man: "Honey, let's try anal sex."

Woman: "Don't think about taking the chocolate road!"

by thread-in-a-rug August 29, 2009

Antiques Road-ho

One who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, Antiques Roadshow. The spectator may be male or female and may be addicted to the American and/or British versions.

After a four-hour marathon, Jim finally had to face facts; he was an Antiques Road-ho.

by Flex Buffchest November 24, 2009

Campo Road

One does not simply walk into Campo Road. Its black Roads are guarded by more than just hoo-kers . There is evil there that does not sleep. The great shark is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trash, bums, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

when you are on campo road at night, Bring friends, Hobbits will do as well.

by Pandashout1 December 16, 2011

Rigby Road Kill

Noun. A person, normally male, who has dated a Rigby and been passed over rapidly for the next victim. Often the victim is lulled into a false sense of security and stricken into submission by the sheer beauty of the Rigby, like a hypnotic deer in bright warm glow of the headlights of a big Rig. Then smack, it's all over. Also know as "RRK".

See that guy over there... He's Rigby Road Kill.

by RRK#6 March 4, 2012

open road

Somewhat lose term to define a paved road not close to urban agglomerations and devoid of urban traffic. This implies absence of roundabouts, traffic lights, heavy traffic and so on. Open roads usually have only one lane per direction

The term usually (but no obligatorily) can imply rough tarmac, sand on the road and potholes.

Commonly used by cyclists, riding on the "open road" also can imply being more exposed to the weather and being far away from help if something goes wrong.

"I expect to get at least some couple thousands of kilometres of training on all weather open road conditions out of this hub"

by vioseven January 12, 2013

help a turtle cross the road

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

by KaunArtist September 8, 2011