Rob

Speaking of Henderson... I really do think that was Dan Henderson who came into my job that one time... IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM! HENDOOOO!!! MY AUTOGRAPH!!! 😫 I can't believe it! I could have had him sign my tits or something what a tragedy! Hold on... Yeah, dawg he had the cauliflower eat and everything! I could have got a picture!! He was the first Champ-champ! HENDOOOOOOO!!!
Hym "So... You rob me... I stab a kid... Then... What happens? I'm not seeing how the progression of events is supposed to unfold... The greater good just... Happens? The hypothetical future is hypothetically better because you can selectively omitt people from history and steal their shit and gave credit to a retard? 20 million people × the people they told keep their mouths shut so Führer Peterson can play pretend golden prophet until he dies? All because? Jews evil and literally a racial supremacy schizophrenia cult? Christians evil because narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult? Because this is an undeniably good reason to murder your kids? Because molested by grandma? Grandma molested? Because made Harvard PhDs look like retards? It's GOTTA be one of those. One of those is the reason this is happening.... 😑 Hmmmm... 🤔 Maybe the God-murder... Because Joe Rogan rape? No... Better than everyone? Hmmm... I'll figure it out... It's gotta be something I did... But I'm not sure what..."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
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rob defines a male with a sleek ass jawline who plays minecraft
oh my god look at nick hes such a rob
by qwunk March 11, 2021
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Rob

Rob is a shortass
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Rob

A rob is normally ginger guy who eats too much smelly food and makes the entire office smell like fish or something. Don't be like a rob.
Why does it smell so bad in here.

Ah Rob is here
by E580-07 March 15, 2018
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Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.
My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.
by SuicideNote July 22, 2019
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T-Rob

T-Rob is a good looking, caring, sensitive, and funny guy. He's fun to be around, he's most likely taller than all of his friends, and he's a fucking god at pulling women. His name probably came from his family or his heritage (his government name's usually Robert). Also, he has a fat, massive cock.
Girl 1: "Woah, who's that hot tall guy in the corner?"

Girl 2: "Oh, that's T-Rob. He's so hot."

Girl 1: "How tall is he?"

Girl 2: "He's 6'1."

Girl 1: "I just came."
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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 28, 2019
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