Dirty River

when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then piss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her butt.

Mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river

by JerseyDennis July 30, 2010

River Dog

A turd which is let loose into a river due to the non-availability of a toilet.

"Oh man, we were out fishing on the boat the other day, and my dad dropped a monstrous River Dog into the Cumberland. There's no way he could have made it fifteen minutes back to the marina."

by Duane Johnson July 24, 2009

Riverdancer

A person with a sexual facination for watching someone of the same sex urinate.

*The other day, I was taking a leak and Dusty was totally checking out my stream.. Fucking Riverdancer...

by Jimmy Hughs August 25, 2005

The River

Place where bros like to hang out and talk about going to, in actuality usually a lake.

Bro 1: The river was fucking awesome, bro
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!

by non-brozerker July 1, 2009

river rat

In poker, the river is the fifth commmunity card to come up and the river rat is a person who called all wagers, with no apparent hand and a minute chance of winning, in order to catch some miracle card and 'river' any legitamate betting/raising hands.

I flopped a set, pounded it the whole way, and that river rat Mario called all the way just to hit a gut-shot.

by haymaka May 2, 2004

Elk river

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011

Riverside Military Academy

A Military School in North Georgia. After spending two and a half years there... I'd say its really a place for stuck up faggots and the people sent there to live with them. Also known as RMA or "Ram My Ass".

Willoughby: Why am I stuck here at Riverside Military Academy with these douches?

Moose: Speak for yourself...

by T Rog May 23, 2010