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Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops
I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.
by Edward Ling September 27, 2017
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Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.
You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.
by Impudicus May 4, 2021
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Weiner-mobile ritual

A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.
Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!
by Viguple September 20, 2021
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Ritz

Ritz is a slang used for a person that is of Hispanic and White ethnicity. Ritz derives from Ritz Crackers whcih are half crackers and half filled with flavor, like the mix of races. (see also Hybrid Hispanic)
"I'm half a cracka they call me Ritz"
by Ritz88 February 8, 2010
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Ricky Ritardo

Someone who does something dumb, embarrassing, or lame you call them Ricky Ritardo. Stems from Ricky Ricardo of I LOVE LUCY, but much funnier.
My co-worker called in sick today. She is Ricky Ritardo!
by Fletchershotmom May 1, 2009
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rite-aid tan

A tan you get from wearing those cute flats from Rite-Aid!

The flats with carboard on the bottom, and elastic across the front.
"Haha, there's like a dark square on your feet."

"Mhm, it's a Rite-Aid tan I got from wearing flats from Rite-Aid."
by shoes_obsession June 14, 2008
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ritish

Send Ritish nudes
by RRK5314 February 26, 2017
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