redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

by Covite November 28, 2011

Redneck Zombie Hunting

A drinking game where you play Left For Dead 2 with your friends. Everytime someone kills a special zombie such as a smoker, spitter, jockey, charger, hunter, or boomer you drink your beer. If a tank appears and is killed, you chugg your beer.

My friends and I got really drunk playing redneck zombie hunting

by CoachEllis October 6, 2011

Redneck Toothbrush

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.

Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.

by Sam B. L. June 21, 2012

Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.

Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.

by SeeUPee August 15, 2012

Redneck Short Bus

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.

You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.

by hHop October 8, 2013

redneck queen

A redneck women whom is strong and loves all her mud lovers. When she comes down the road in her big ass truck or sits on her camo thrown people adore her.

Honk your truck for the redneck queen.

by Im humman February 6, 2014

Redneck cooler law

The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.

Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"

by bocephus February 10, 2014