coitus queen

A girl that you have sex with and love but can be naggy at times and freaks out when her period is one day late

If she keeps this up she will be my coitus queen

by Beekthewind November 29, 2012

queef fondue

A medley of exquisite French cheese mixed inside a French woman's vagina and eaten at high altitude in either France or Switzerland. See HAM or HAC for more.

Bonsoir mes enfants ! Gather round for some queef fondue !! Dad's diving in first !

by Cats dima bilan February 28, 2014

tumble-queef

When a large round woman releases a queef so powerful it causes here to tumble. This can be exceptionally dangerous if the queef is released at the top of a hill or flight of stairs.

Dude look at that tumble-queef go.

That was louder than a Lisa Lampanelli's tumble-queef.

by Captain-Crunch April 26, 2014

queef bomb

The act of a girl queering and stinking up the entire area which one is in more common during a girls menstural cycle

Damn Sarah let a queef slip during history class and it turned into such a queef bomb that it brought tears to our teachers eyes

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014

Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

by JabboDog May 3, 2014

Jag-Queen

A complete idiot, usually a girl but can be a guy at times, that has no common sense for what he/she is doing and is a complete JAG and Anti Power Mover. He/She is also a cactus.

Guy 1- Did you see that girl, Zoe, today at school! I can't believe what she said!
Guy 2- Yep, what a Jag-Queen!!!

by The Power Mover May 25, 2014

queef inhaling

A range of pleasantly sweet through pungently trifling projectile air sourced from an external origin which came to temporary rest within any variety of vaginal depth, preceding its stereotypically inglorious expulsion amidst active precipitous hail.

Cheryl's chilly jaw bone chattered with shiver sparking off the domino rally-esque chain of events flowing pelvically, thus dooming her inadvertent release of a literal queef inhaling... technically speaking of course, considering it was poofed out during a mid winters night storm in Anchorage, Alaska, and this was sadly observed as the element responsible for the disjoin of hands that once connected the nearby glorious christmas caroling group which stood in harmonious unison melodic rhapsody for 19 hours straight, sadly to be heard no more nor ever again.

by NoTitleGiven July 17, 2014