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Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop
I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby
by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006
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Chris Punch

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.
As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.
by execute63 January 23, 2011
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Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"
Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.
by 1cebear August 13, 2010
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beaver punch

beaver punch is when you punch a girl or woman in the beaver(pussy)
dude i beaver punched ur mom last night!
by beaver puncher December 5, 2009
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dick punch

dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
by shanimal101 May 19, 2016
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Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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Falcon Punch

The act of clenching your fist in after dousing it in alcohol and lighting it on fire, afterward you wind up and yell "FALCON PUNCH" as the fist is inserted into the woman's vagina at punching speed.
Chad: How'd your date with Alice go yesterday?
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.
by KnutKnight May 9, 2020
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