indie poser

people who overdress themselves with cool fashionable clothes, and say that they listen to a lot of music. they usually listen to horrible barely indie bands like the yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, the faint, and the strokes.

Will: Look at that awesome kid with all those buttons on his cool designer shirt. Maybe we should go see if he is interested in the same music as us.
Bill: Let's go for it.
Indie Poser: What's up
Will: What are your favorite indie bands?
Indie poser: Uhh...like a month ago I bought that new Strokes cd...is my hair messed up?
Bill: What an indie poser.

by samuel July 18, 2004

poseur

a meaningless insult, used by individuals who exhibit the very qualities they condemn in others, the mark of pretension

Kid 1: Like omg you poseur! I liked Good Charlotte before they went main stream. You only started liking them when they got popular!
Kid 2: (crying) I am not!

by ughhhhhhhhhh June 9, 2005

poser

a dipshit with no life that switches from liking the jonas brothers to liking cannibal corpse in a lame attempt to gain respect from another person.

me:hey have you heard of burzum? andrea:oh yeah they're like my favorite band.. me:can you name the members? andrea:uhm aren't they like 3 brothers with long hair? me:no you fucking poser dipshit.burzum is one guy. andrea:ohh...

by little.wing. July 8, 2009

poser

someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit

someone who dresses skater and cant skate!!! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

poser

Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo

by annag December 1, 2006

poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

poser sleeve

A sleeve tattoo only on the forearm, sleeves should be worked down from the shoulder.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve
what a fag

by hhhhhhh444 March 17, 2009