Dirty Log Polisher

This is when a man and a women are doing anal and the woman takes a shit on the man's penis and then the woman gives the man a fellatio immediately.

Why would I even want a dirty log polisher?

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 12, 2010

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polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

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Polish

The only awesome nationality that makes you think of "polishing" large brass candle holders.

When i read your application and saw that you were "a good polish boy" i thought you would fit right in, however you can't shine metallic objects at all and your always making my store smell like pierogi.

by t3hpoless February 25, 2009

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Polish

The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin

It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

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Polish Bunker

Anus, Rectum, Asshole, Brown Star, Bung Hole, Corn Hole, Fox Hole, Poop Shoot, or a Fudge Factory.

Dude…I bet Ben parks his German Tanker in Ian’s Polish Bunker every morning before work.

Ian spends way too much time with his face buried in Ben’s Polish Bunker.

by Valtrek June 3, 2009

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