Piss Fingers

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.
by Koknballz May 21, 2017
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pissed-offedness

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.
1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."

by SchizoFranticClown December 13, 2008
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piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy
" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"
by badboi87 April 18, 2007
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piss quiz

A drug test taken through examination of urine.
I had to take the piss quiz before i started working there
by Matt Sears February 13, 2008
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AH PISS

Phrase used to describe extreme disappointment or anger.
You: Dude, you just died
Me: AH PISS
by Rambo is your dad May 29, 2008
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pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
by Coyotlboy October 31, 2007
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Piss Backwards

To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.
"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"
by Tex982 October 21, 2006
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