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Pineapples

Mmmmm yummy pineapples
Mmmmm yummy pineapples
by Pineapples101 June 18, 2016
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pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!
by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016
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Pineapples

Means to stop, quit or more specifically drop the topic.

When someone says Pinapples you better stop talking about what you're talking about before the situation escalates.

Rather than being rude and saying "shut the f*** up", it's a nicer more subtle way to say the same thing.
Jose:

"I don't care about that dumb girl and I will make her life a living hell for what she did...."

Vicki:
"PINEAPPLES!!!
PLEASE, PINEAPPLES"
by PrettyGirlE*14 May 16, 2016
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Pineappledick

A dick that is as prickly as a pineapple
His pineappledick hurt me when I was blowing him
by Zurji October 23, 2016
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Pineapple

A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.
Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
by danieldrake November 22, 2016
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pineapple

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.
by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017
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Pineapple

word used to say you are about to send nudes
"hey gurl, pineapple for pineapple??"
by qwerty@redsn0w.mac February 18, 2017
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