Pet

Ifsah Chowdhary

Ifsah is my pet

by Thegamersbuttox May 18, 2018

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

Pet Bat

A terrible Battledudes.io Player

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!

by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022

Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis

Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size

by xGreen January 14, 2020

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

In the pet

In a mood with a person or situation

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now

by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022