A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
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