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The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.
Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!
by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013
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SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW
Silas you gotta give me ten bucks
by Nachodee December 31, 2023
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Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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ten rope

When you're skipping rocks and your rock skips ten times. Not to be confused with ten roping, when you're ejaculating and you have ten consecutive ejections.
by thechinasaur January 9, 2021
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Ten Strike

A set of pins in bowling consists of ten pins, as a strike is when all ten pins are knocked down at the same time. Hence, the term "Ten Strike" is synonymous for a high level of success.
Mike is killing it. He is really ten strike right now!
by A-Aron Smith September 10, 2019
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East Coast Ten

A girl who is naturally pretty without the artifice of superficial L.A. culture. Her beauty resides in what God gave her, not the nip and tuck of a knife.
by BetweenTwoFerns August 2, 2016
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