The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.
Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*
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"Nighty cow fella"
"yeah good night"
"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".
"yeah good night"
"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".
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People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
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my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
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