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Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson
Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!
by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019
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The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021
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A "nice guy" who is way too friendly with women in desperation trying to get a girlfriend and will get pissed when they get pointed out.
George is such a simp, he just got pissed at my girl.
by poopysmell May 4, 2020
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what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them
YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The salami guy January 27, 2021
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1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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A simp is a person who overvalues women that obviously don't like them. They are overprotective at times and if you call someone that they might not know what that means so call them that.
"Whatever you say simp"
Ugh, that boy is such a simp like damn!
by Candel'ite X_X May 29, 2020
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Person 1: Man iDupes is such a simp for letting his GF send nudes to dudes on her OnlyFans
Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
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