The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.
by Bill45421 May 22, 2006
Get the Mushroom Surprisemug. The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask
by waking someone up by ejaculati May 30, 2015
Get the Shia Surprisemug. 1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.
She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
Get the blueberry surprisemug. after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.
by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011
Get the estonian surprisemug. by BH October 9, 2003
Get the birthday surprisemug. An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. The look of horrified surprise caused by being poked from behind by a phallic object, most often the penis of an Indian.
Right as the picture was taken, a smiling Kumar brandished his penis and poked Megan in the back. Although she could barely feel it, she still experienced an Indian Surprise that she will not soon forget!
by a3 October 20, 2007
Get the Indian Surprisemug.