When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.
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Get the Russian Bear mug.The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.
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Get the russian jimmy mug.A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.
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