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nerd level

Ranked on a scale of nerdiness from 1 to 5. 1 being generally accepted, and 5 being social reject/basement dweller. Anime ranking 4, and Star Trek a 3.5. An exception being Babylon 5, which is a whopping 4.5 on the scale.
"Great. Babylon 5 is on!" "ah, crap. Im a nerd!"
by Stevey July 18, 2003
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Nerd bait

A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.

Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.

Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”
Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.

Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood nerd bait for me to get into.
by dontuseyourrealname3 October 18, 2009
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nerd rap

Hip hop based vocal music that attempts to express scientific, technological, or futuristic concepts using any style of lyricism as a vessel for it's message.

Nerd rap, as with all forms of self expression, is difficult to classify and is executed with varying degrees of excellence. Many artists have dabbled in nerd rap at one time or another without specifically meaning to and, vice-versa, many self proclaimed "nerd rappers" do not fit this definition.
A PS to the guy who thinks rap isn't music:

Music= Sound arranged over time.

Stop giving good nerds a bad name.

"Scienticians make good nerd rap!"
by SCIENTICIANS February 13, 2006
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nerd flirt

Where two nerds are flirting through talking about nerd stuff.
The most common method of nerd flirting is through having a debate about something nerdy.
Ha! Ha! Annie totally engaging in nerd flirt with that guy over there.
by Anna Lisa August 17, 2007
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nerd virus

The second most deadly virus known. Very contagious. Transfered through air, water, food and contact. Transfer via sexual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact Nerd-Quarters Worldwide if you have such data).
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.
Bob: "uh oh. looks like poor Billy has caught the nerd virus"
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."
by John Connor 2006 February 3, 2006
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nerd hag

An alleged female on the internet who intentionally posts pictures of her scantily clad self, types sexual innuendo on message boards, and otherwise openly flaunts the fact that yes, she is a female, on the internet. All this is done to gain popularity on forums and to attract attention.

The nerd hag often uses more than her fair share of smiley faces.

Also see: Attention Whore

They are sirens of the intarwebs, tie yourself to the mast.
In the middle of a discussion:

Forumer: As I was saying, blah blah blah you've contradicted yourself

Nerd Hag: :)1 sec my bra came loose brb :) *blushes*
by Hodie123 January 6, 2007
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nerd pack

a plastic sheath for holding pens in a pocket, protecting the cloth from ink stains(This is a classic symbol of a nerd.)
Why would I need a nerd pack when I use pencils?
by Light Joker February 23, 2005
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