Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

Cash muncher

A person that counts on you to do the payments and runs by loan

Mark: Hey Mike can you pay the bills?
Mike: It’s your turn Mark.
Mark: But I already paid the bills last time.
Mike: Just do it you pimp. Oh and give me another hundred.
Mark’s mind: What a cash muncher

by Obamaisgone April 01, 2019

Weed Muncher

Someone who regularly gets stoned by eating Space cakes, Brownies or space shakes laced with marijuana.

That dude was stoned again last Friday night, yeah he was eating space cakes again, hes a proper Weed muncher.

by Leodm1 February 08, 2021

Rug muncher daddy

Rug muncher daddy is a lesbian that has sex with loads of women

Megab is such a rug Muncher Daddy she goes with every woman.

by Water drip November 08, 2022

cooch-muncher

Describes one who munches cooch.

“Georgia likes women, so she must be a cooch-muncher”.

by elementbeach September 21, 2023

Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.

"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."

by momo_is_real_58484909 September 21, 2019