Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel

KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel

by Jasmine____<3 January 6, 2009

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

by The Nunnery November 19, 2009

i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

by mamadou October 19, 2015

ur mum mega big gey

theres no coming back from that

Ur mum gey
no u
Ur mum mega big gey
*dies*

by SexyAshienBoi March 6, 2018

Balls Deep In Your Mum

It means to have your cock right inside your mothers pussy and your balls clapping off of her cheeks. We all love a bit of that!

James: Yo I was balls deep in your mum

Chad: That’s radical dude, did your balls clap her cheeks?

by balls_deep_in_your_gran69 January 18, 2022

Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.

Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy

by Swear on your mums life December 27, 2018

i’m in me mums car

Broom broom

“I’m in me mums car, broom broom”
“Get out of me car”
“Aww”

by CamoDogYT August 23, 2020