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Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel
KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel
by Jasmine____<3 January 6, 2009
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jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse
dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!
by The Nunnery November 19, 2009
mugGet the jacket potato your mummug.

i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ
suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment
by mamadou October 19, 2015
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Balls Deep In Your Mum

It means to have your cock right inside your mothers pussy and your balls clapping off of her cheeks. We all love a bit of that!
James: Yo I was balls deep in your mum

Chad: That’s radical dude, did your balls clap her cheeks?
by balls_deep_in_your_gran69 January 18, 2022
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Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.
Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy
by Swear on your mums life December 27, 2018
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i’m in me mums car

“I’m in me mums car, broom broom
Get out of me car”
“Aww”
by CamoDogYT August 23, 2020
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