mouse hammock

A kotex, feminine pad.

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 24, 2007

mouse

The male sex organ at rest, not aroused, just lying there, doing nothing.

I wouldn't brag about your mouse unless its a Mighty one.

by Ladyship September 26, 2013

cat and mouse

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out

John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse

by Mark Preston March 12, 2003

mouse fucker

1. a man who takes pleasure in getting lots of mice and making them run all over their dick

2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so

3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past

1. at pet shop
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"

2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA

3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!

by the awesome-inator April 26, 2010

Mighty Mouse Syndrome

Someone who thinks they are like the cartoon character, Mighty Mouse..."here I am to save the day!" A coward who suddenly finds the 'courage' to tell everyone how he would have been the hero in a situation.

i.e. Mark Wahlberg claimed that he would've been able to single-handedly over-power the 9/11 terrorists and prevent a plane from crashing. Mark has 'Mighty Mouse Syndrome'.

by Lehitraot March 17, 2012

Shart mouse

A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins

De-lous and I had a divine session of shart mouse last night, I still have mice in my teeth.

by spacewine March 18, 2014

mouser fwuffikin

Sexual act ; The Man (Mouser) allows another man to pull out his pubes wearing them as whiskers. He then sprawls on all fours and begins to deficate on the other man.

Me and Tom totally went Mouser Fwuffiking the other night.

by dmsgopise February 19, 2008