Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.

Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.

by Jermangus August 28, 2008

Mickey mouse stream

It's when your stream is trash and not cool

Hey did you see that Mickey mouse stream?

Yeah, Quackity's Mickey mouse stream?

Yes! its so dogwater!!!

Facts!!

by wafflyoz April 28, 2021

rock pocket mouse

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.

I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.

by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017

mouse hole moment

To have a mouse hole moment is to have done something bad or improper and wanting to hide far away at that very moment.

I just had a mouse hole moment, man. I said hi to my boss and she gave me a look like I had asked the stupidest question on earth.

by TheFantasticMrFox July 15, 2011

bell end mouse

The Bell end mouse is an old computer mouse painted the colour of a standard bell end. However in recent months it has become both a greeting and an insult.

Greeting: oryt bell mouse
Insult: You fucking bell end mouse

by leg-end May 13, 2005

Mickey mouse drug house

The place where "the boys" spent half the summer smoking weed and kicking doors down.

- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.

Boy 1: Lets go to the Mickey mouse drug house boys!

Boy 2: No lad me Ma's down town

by Oh john boy March 13, 2014

Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

by Skorpious July 10, 2020