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Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).
Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!
Milk chance by teachmrj June 20, 2019
Related Words

Milk Beetle

Them who have the skin color of white.
Look at that milk beetle over there, shaking her arms.
Milk Beetle by Hairy Milk Beetle February 27, 2021

Milk box 

A female who takes massive loads in her vag. None drips out. She keeps it cool for storage.
I’m going to smash that girl after school. I heard she’s a total milk box.
Milk box by Za3way May 7, 2021

milk cushions 

Caroline has big milk cushions
milk cushions by awmm October 6, 2021

Milk Toast Pussy 

Character definition:
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.

EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.

PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"
My city council member is a milk toast pussy.
Milk Toast Pussy by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022

Milk Maids 

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.
"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.