Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.

I said ew when I saw milf queefs

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023

Milf

Brads mum

Milf. Brads mum

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

milf

an abrasion fo mother i wana fuck

son. mom

mom. what
son milf
mom.huh
son.snikering
mom.i know what you mean
son.wait what
mom.come here

by foxytime2345 December 4, 2022

Milf

Nendo's mum

Guy 1:Did you see nendos mum
Guy 2:Yeah she's such a milf!

by Relyt Lincoln November 20, 2021

Milf

An acronym for ¨ Man I love frogs.¨

Guy one: ¨milf!¨
Guy two:¨same.¨

by Baconracetrack October 6, 2021

Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.

"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."

by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023

I <3 milfs

Adi's obsession with milfs that is very much unhealthy but they do not care-

I <3 milfs is simply a phrase that means someone has mommy issues basically/j

by s1mp4c0lgate March 9, 2022