Hairy Mechanic

Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.

I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.

Hairy Mechanic by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010

master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.

Dylan is going to be a master mechanic

master mechanic by Ayakben November 26, 2014

megan 

The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"

Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

megan by DImberman May 26, 2008

mechanic 

A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.
Not necessarily just cars and trucks.

The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.

I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker.

mechanic by eddie6775 December 31, 2010

Megan 

A person who only eats meat.

Person 1: "Hey I'm Vegan!"
Person 2: "Hey I'm Megan!"

Megan by Max Hi April 22, 2008

the Megan 

n: The person that is the most intoxicated at any given party. Usually displays an inablity to control the volume of their voice and/or a lack of simple motor functions.

It's okay, sweetheart. You weren't the Megan at the party! That girl who threw up all over the sofa was the Megan.

the Megan by magellan1519 March 6, 2009

mechanical placebo 

An impressive looking device or scheme, that in fact, does nothing. It is commonly believed that pedestrian controlled traffic signals and signs warning that police monitor speeders by aircraft, are blatant examples.

Why are you pushing the "close" door on this elevator? It's just a mechanical placebo.

mechanical placebo by Bill Peters August 11, 2006