Mad Hare

(ma-add h-air)

A character of unexplainable nature. Usually extremely insane, a lovable creature who, if treated correctly, will bring you lots of luck. Always extremely attractive. Only one in existence at any time.

That Mad Hare bit my arm off and called my brother's sister his 'exquisite humping post'.

Mad Hare gave me five dollars! Then apologized for setting my house on fire! What a great guy!

by Gix Tzimisce January 20, 2009

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.

"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap

Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."

by Rick T. Fier December 20, 2006

mad toking

toking (ripping from a bong) heavily and for a long period of time

Damn dude, you've been mad toking for the past 10 minutes. Pass me the bong!

by stoneybalogna August 23, 2017

MAD FIRM

when something is awesome or cool. mad Firm is a step above just firm , it has the same conatation as outrageous its Mad firm .

I can't belive you did that . thats mad firm

that girl is soo mad firm

check out that body its mad firm

i love what your wearing ..its mad firm

those shoes are mad firm

by bigdh May 01, 2008

Mad Hater

Mad Hater: Noun. Someone who hates on another person or something to a excessive degree.

The Homie: Bro don’t let that scrub clown on you, he got on dirty flea market air-force 0.5 shoes, two different types of socks, his momma just dropped him off at work, where he just got fired for stealing on his day off.

Me: bro you a Mad Hater, even if it’s facts.

by Sel-Block July 16, 2022

Mad dusker

Australian bogan name for a cigarette

"I'll be with you soon, i just have to go outside for a mad dusker"

by Demon Foetal Harvest March 15, 2010