PT Loser 

Otherwise known as the PT Cruiser, this monster of a vehicle manages to still sell in the United States. Pushing a staggering 15RWHP, this beast usually comes in plum purple with plastic wood-looking accents. Don't be fooled, this baby has a top speed of 110MPH, that is if you are capable of driving this machine.

Joe: Look at that PT Loser fly! Man, I wish I had one of those!

PT Loser by 908 Projectile December 28, 2011

line loser 

The poor sucker who finds themselves at the end of the line or queue without anyone ever lining up behind them.

I was in a long line for a churro and by the time I purchased mine I was still at the end of the line. I hate being the line loser.

line loser by Piner P November 6, 2013

lucky loser 

a person who has only made it this far in life because of his insane luck

guy 1: wow, he's gonna go on to do great things
guy 2: nah, he's just a lucky loser

lucky loser by factfish January 5, 2016

mega loser 

The next level from big loser

You're such a mega loser, man.

mega loser by Madem_Galexy September 2, 2017

e-loser

A loser on the internet. Seriously! An e-loser can't even use slang properly. What a waste

RubyRose: so ya weiss itz likedatt u primpy pestttt
WeissSchnee: Your'e an e-loser, RubyRose

e-loser by NeonGold June 10, 2018

A Loser & A Boozer 

(1) Alcoholic
(2) A person with a very low income who drinks too much to avoid the Sorrows of his/her life

Charlie Sheen is A Loser & A Boozer

A Loser & A Boozer by EmJayee November 21, 2018

swanky loser

we use swanky loser to describe a person of swagger however, we don't want to admit it
(also a company established during quarantine by maya)

maya: did you say Lost by Frank?!
king: MAYA, you swanky loser

swanky loser by wannabemidgetgem April 6, 2020