Lesbia

A place that exists only in the minds of London's more stupid cab drivers.

Passenger "In that case, what are your views on Lesbians?"
Cabbie "Er, um.. send 'em all back to Lesbia. I've had enough of 'em scrounging off our welfare state. I had that Abu Hamsa in the back of the cab once. He wanted to go to Heathrow. I'll tell you what mate, I've never driven a fare so fast ha ha ha..."

by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress October 4, 2005

He/Him lesbian

a he/him lesbian is a lesbian who uses He/Him pronouns, they’ve sparked a lot of discourse because a lot of people accostiate He/Him pronouns with men, which yes a lot of men use He/Him, However gender is defined as “Gender is the range of characteristics pertaining to femininity and masculinity and differentiating between them. Depending on the context, this may include sex-based social structures and gender identity” while pronouns are defined as “In linguistics and grammar, a pronoun is a word or a group of words that one may substitute for a noun or noun phrase”, so therefore you can use be any pronouns and be any specific gender identity + also a lot of arguments against He/Him lesbians is “the only time lesbians used He/Him in history was to pass off as men for safety”, which yes there was a lot of lesbians that did that, however historically speak there was lesbians who did that because they felt disconnected from their womenhood, so therefore you need to chill out

person: “you can’t use he/him and be lesbian because he/him pronouns are only for men”
a he/him lesbian: “pronouns and gender by definition are completely two different things also you aren’t lesbian you need to stop speaking over lesbians voices”

by lesbian_mess September 12, 2022

lesbian toolbox

Manly bags carried by extremely butch lesbians. Usually used to house hatchets and axes for when they go on lumberjacking trips.

Here comes Pam with her lesbian toolbox again. I'll bet she keeps hedge clippers and a sludge hammer in that thing.

by Deering September 13, 2006

Lesbian tackle

1)getting your ass beat/tackled by a bitch

2)getting viciously tackled into some foreign object out of nowhere

1)Ahahaha, you pussy, Savannah just lesbian tackled your ass

2)Damn I was just minding my own business when i got lesbian tackled by this guy in a chicken suit who was trying to get me to go intoKFC.

by Fleepss March 6, 2008

Lesbianage

The combination of the words lesbian and espionage to create a word meaning a female who is secretly (taken from espionage) a lesbian (taken from the word.. you guessed it! lesbian).

Any girl or woman you feel may secretly be hiding there sexuallity can be called a lesbianage.

Example 1
Girl 1: (to Girl 2) Lets go to the bathroom!

Girl 2: Okay!

Guy 1: You guys are such lebianages!

Example 2.
Girl 1: (to Girl 2) You look good tonight!

Girl 2: Thanks! So do you!

Guy 1: You two are such lebianages!

by Ben-jay-mon February 17, 2009

lesbian chat room

a chat room where a bunch of young whony boys go into to look for naked pictures of women. also, where young boys go to have cyber sex and it turns out 90 % of the time they are both men

igetkrunnkk91: yo billy-joe, lets head over to the lesbian chat room and get some naked pics homey

hillbillybillyjoe: yea man, my sister aint givin me nothin anymore, i'm so whorny ive been beatin' my jizzin johnson like it owes me money

by rob is the man September 21, 2005

lesbian thursday

the day on which many straight or bi-curious women are gripped with an insane urge to drink from the furry cup, going back to normal the following day.

Dude #1: Hey man, why are you looking so miserable?
Dude #2: I can't get laid, man. Its lesbian Thursday.

by kuntish September 13, 2008