Jose Loredo 

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news

Jose Loredo: I wanna get that bitch in bed!

Jose Loredo by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011

Jose 

simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.

no one wants to be a jose

Jose by josehater101 December 14, 2015

Jose 

Jose is when a male gets sperm pumped in his ass .

I josed a dude yesterday while watching kalem El neis

Jose by Realistmf October 30, 2017

Jose 

Flexes with shit he doesn’t have and is mentally retarded, and has no friends cus he’s a fake ass flexed and needs to stfu

Jose: yea I paid 700 for these shoes

Jose by Jerjejjerjjrjr October 26, 2019

San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.

"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."

San Jose Cell Phone by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009

San Jose Way

homosexual panic.

He reached down her panties and got a handfull of cock, so he went the San Jose Way

San Jose Way by The big Dick October 27, 2003

Jose 

The biggest faggot in the entire school.

Jack: Jose is the biggest faggot ever like seriously.

Calvin: I know right!

Jose by MinionTwister December 12, 2016