Full Josh

When you're that cunted - you become sofa-like.

When you do something deemed by others around you to be utterly ridiculous.

NEVER go FULL JOSH

by 5lut84ng3r December 04, 2017

Bye josh

When a man does not meet your expectations, you use this phrase to dump him.

Omg i went on a date last night and he ordered shepherds pie, bye josh!

by sharonneedlesfan28 August 05, 2020

Tickling Josh

A term used to describe the act of rubbing a clitoris.

Muhammad laid Melanie on his bed, removed her sopping granny panties and proceeded to start Tickling Josh.

by analchainsaw October 05, 2014

josh homan

whore ass who likes seventh graders and wears a ratchet ass scrunchie

oh you’re friends with josh homan? sorry i gtg!

by hehehehehe_sillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 07, 2019

the smelly josh

the act of shitting on your playstation controller after raging on fortnite

"aww man i gotta clean my controller after i pulled the smelly josh last night"

by gay jew hater July 19, 2020

Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 04, 2021

josh pickus

Def 1.: The Hotest, Sexiest Beast ever to live on the planet. Def 2.: Josh pickus has a M4a1 Carbine which he will use to fend off the zombie rebellion in 2012.

Josh Pickus" You zombies better get back to your zombie planet before i blast you to kingdom come with my M4A1 Carbine* Josh has two girls in his arms*

Zombie" Your right we should have listened to you because of your epic sexy body"

by Josh Pickus lover May 02, 2010