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jerk 'n' squirt

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.
With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.
by pentozali July 14, 2011
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circle-jerk

A circle-jerk is a gathering of young naked guys who all whack off and give a volunteer/lucky guy Gay Bukkake and have him suck their dicks clean and swallow their hot creamy loads.
We had a circle-jerk party , and I was the guy who got to suck off some of my fellow cadets and fulfill some of my Challenge Coin tasks!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
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warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.
Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.
by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005
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your a jerk

a song by the new boyz which is very common among teenagers. it also goes with a dance.
ayy thats my song! your a jerk! your a jerk! i know!
by rick james beyatch October 24, 2009
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jerkball

a less provane way to call someone who acts like a jackass
by jchan May 19, 2006
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jerk bitch

A jerk and a bitch and more so.
She is a k to the i to the itchy tichy itten. She is a jerk bitch.
by frank2 April 24, 2008
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Jerk turd

When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.
Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.
by WhoLIKEstorockDAPOTY July 12, 2009
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