wake up jeff 

Line from a Wiigles song, taken in to the Australian venacular said to someone doing or who has just done something REALLY stupid

Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff

wake up jeff by Sketchey January 6, 2008

Dirty jeff 

A badass marine who's dick casted shadows over North Dakota

I thought it was a solar eclipse tonight, but no it must be dirty jeff in Wyoming.

Dirty jeff by Goosera1 April 15, 2020

Daddy Jeff 

A beautiful man who has the biggest Lijang Tower ever.

I want to suck Daddy Jeff's long Lijang Tower.

Daddy Jeff by BigDaddyColby January 11, 2018

john and jeff show 

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

john and jeff show by Nick May 13, 2005

mutt and jeff 

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".

1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"

mutt and jeff by Phil February 9, 2003

My name is jeff 

When some 11 year old watches 22 jumpstreet for the first time and feels like being annoying

hey my name is jeff

My name is jeff by poiuwdfsdsv November 6, 2018

what the jeff?

another phrase for what the fuck? used popularly in lenape and other central bucks schools... losers

You just called me a fuckin ho bag... What the jeff is that suppised to mean?

what the jeff? by Jessa March 1, 2005