captain jack aubrey

Protagonist from Patrick O'Brians nautically themed series of books based on the exploits of Jack Aubrey and his dearest friend Stephen Maurturin. The series of books takes place during the Napoleonic Wars with France.

Captain Jack Aubrey could kick the shit out of Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Cloud Stoke Phillips May 6, 2011

Are you a jackoff?

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

jack sparrow

the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum

I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003

Jack Stain

The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.

Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.

Nice Jack Stain man.

WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.

by JerkSquirt July 10, 2009

Jackie Chu

Asian who has eyes so slant he cant see shit. Very Asian. Best teacher. Great at math. Funny af.

Jackie Chu : Herro
John: Do you mean hello?
Jackie Chu : correct me one mo ffuucckking time i eat yo doggy.

by ThatOneFunnyDude December 20, 2018

Jaccob

Jaccob is the kind of name you only give to the absolute best of the best. he is a smooth talking, big dick having, tall, handsome dude that will snatch up your bitch in an instant.

oh shit hide your girl here comes Jaccob

oh he's kind of hot i guess but have you seen Jaccob

by xX_CardiacArrest_Xx June 20, 2019

Jacksonville

Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.

Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.

"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."

by Enny Gama June 19, 2020