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there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL January 28, 2007
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Internet explorer

Microsoft's web browser, which comes default with Windows, and is a built in part of the opererating system.

It's lack of security has made it a target for viruses, and other exploits.

See also Mozilla Netscape and Opera
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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internet

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.
"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer
by Jake McClenahan May 28, 2005
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mallya aditi international school

A snooty private school in Bangalore where half the kids have trust funds, titles, racehorses and/or country estates. A few of them have bodyguards. The atmosphere is not actually as snobby as people think it is, but getting admission is hard.
If you go to Aditi, you probably:
- Belong to the family of a mega-industrialist, politician, Bollywood movie star, cricket player, old Indian aristocracy/royalty, or are one of the minority upper middle class kids.
- You only dine and shop on Lavelle Road or Vittal Mallya Road
- One of your classmates has probably appeared in Vogue or a society magazine
- You're not actually as haughty as people think you are, because you're old money. It's the nouveau-riche kids at Vidya Shilp who are actually super-snobs.
- All the Vidya Shilp kids get into Aditi off the waitlist for the 11th and 12th grades, and the old Aditi kids are then bewildered by sudden increase of cattiness, cliques and boasting.
- You're going to an Ivy League college because you can pull strings with the deans of Harvard or some professor at Yale is your uncle
- You party with Siddartha Mallya and RCB
- You know nothing about how 99% of India lives
- You are uncomfortable when people protest against the Establishment. But we like the Establishment! The Establishment is good to us!
- You know that TISB is more academically rigorous, but you take comfort in the fact that their dorms suck and so does the food. Day schools FTW!
Person 1: "So which school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Mallya Aditi International School."
Person 1: "Oh, the snob school!"
Person 1: *facepalm*
by dancerpants October 31, 2011
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Internet Explorer

someone who is otherwise unemployed, and spends their entire waking life trawling the internet for free pornography.
"Since Gary lost his job, he has become a full time Internet Explorer"

"Don't be an internet explorer all your life. Get some real sex"
by MagickDio February 6, 2010
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Duquesne University Internet

1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.

2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.

3.) YouTube.....forget it.

4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet
by Here We Go1 January 28, 2011
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Internet Typing Law

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
by Masta_J December 9, 2008
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