chain jerker

You're a troll but cooler

"there's goes David jerking their chains again!"
"He's such a chain jerker"

by Knowledge the all knowing October 8, 2022

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chain male

A chain of 3 or more males made by linking dicks to asses.

Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!

by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022

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matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

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Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

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