An alien crash lands in Canada, attempts to build a ship to go home using a dead babies skull, a flute, the original fast food cup, Hitlers custom made hot tub dial, and the hut created by Bigfoot, found soon after his "accidental" death when he avoided taxes for so long, and in the process of building it, creates a time machine. He travels to egypt in the year of 11,000 BC. The Egyptians see his big head and ears, and strange structure, and create myths around him!! He brings them to Canada and they create a series of undergrown tunnels used to breed chickens and snakes which grow to the size of whales, and when the time is right, he will unleash them upon the land to take over and become the God of Canada! However, in the year of 2010 he tries to unleash them to find they have died to a lack of being fed, and only one is still alive, and is now known as Mccain! If he ever gets enough power, he will show his true form and tell the true history of Canada
by Big Headed Air Force Man February 5, 2010
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The version of history that allows people to be unoppressed and unrepressed, even if they would still choose the oppressed image to take advantage of or walk over anybody they could.
American History Y is just as good as American History X, one doesn't seem more right than the other, though females might secretly hate the Y version a little bit more, since the X version gave them unlimited power to whine about how oppressed they were, not that they were the only group to try and capitalize on being "marginalized" or feeling left out.
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Janice: How's you sex history month going?
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Get the canada's history mug.Canada's History is a sexual act where a young canadian boy gives off a scent when he is ready to mate. When this time comes he sticks his hind-quarters straight into the air and lets his special smell attract the ladies (or men to be politically correct). After a lady comes tot he young man they she lets him know she is ready to mate by sticking her tounge into his butthole. The young Canadian boy takes this as a sign for action. Then they get down hard in a pile of mud just north of the North Dakota border with Canada. This sexual act almost always guarantees you will get twins.
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