ball hockey

Hockey played on a surface that resembles an ice rink but is smaller in size and is not ice.It is played year round. It is the same as regular hockey, but played on foot. A hollow plastic ball is used. There are three 10 minute periods.

I'm going to play ball hockey tonight.

by AndieJay March 13, 2009

Nostril Hockey

A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.

"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."

by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010

Honey Bear-ing

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.

Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing

by babyboiii July 8, 2010

hockey mom

A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.

Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!

by xProgSax October 18, 2008

honey dipping

The act of a woman dipping her fingers in her vagina to let a guy taste her juices, usually in a public place.

When I saw the couple huddled together on the same side of the restaurant booth with her fingers in his mouth, I knew they were honey dipping.

by Dipmaster September 27, 2010

pocket hockey

masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining

I played pocket hockey during class to keep from falling asleep.

by Justin Joker July 6, 2006

Hokey Pokey

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's anus. Anal

Guy: "Let's try something different."
Girl:" The hokey pokey?"
Guy: "That's what it's all about. Now turn yourself around."

by chillary April 29, 2015