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Homework

Legal torture instrument invented by monsters so called teachers. Homework was created purely for these fucking sinister muppets to enjoy looking at kids stress and get sleep deprivation.
Teacher: This week for homework you will need to read 38 chapters of this book, write a book review and essay about it and revise for next lessons test which is tomorrow. These are due in tomorrow. We also have a pop quick tomorrow so don’t forget that either.
Me: Oi why the fuck You gotta be such a fucking pain in the ass and give us this retarded tree killing torture device sir? Isn’t six and a half hours of jail time and torture enough for you evil bastards?
by Jelly-Rol October 15, 2019
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Homework

Teachers bow down to homework, while it slowly makes children go insane.
Margaret no! Don't let the homework infect you! It's spreading! noOoOoOoOoOoOOooooooo...
by Boopity Boop You're Dead January 26, 2021
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Homework

After 6 hours of school. The demons from hell will give you a punishment worse than the holocaust it self. When you then get home you would think that the punishment did infact not mean anything but you will still make it while thinking why am i doing this for Satan. After around 6 hours of the punishment you think that you're done. Well it would if it was'nt because you procrastinated hvile doing it so after 6 hours by not doing the punisment called ''Homework'' you have around 4 hours of sleep. But when you come tired to Hell ''School'' you will get shit for being sleepy
Fuck i hate homework i was up all-night doing, it and now im sleepy as fuck.
by kThe kTruth kTeller August 26, 2017
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Homework

The thing that only fricking nerds don't absolutely despises
Homework is the worst thing ever
by UR NAN INIT October 23, 2019
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Homework

A so-called useful assignment that we are given for nothing other than punishment considering we already spend 6-7 hours in the prison we call school. If the homework is not done on time you can get a lower grade or detention with all the dumb butthurt kids who actually deserve it.
Mrs. Oldast gave us 10 sheets of math homework today. I’m not going to get it done. I’m going to get a detention.
by Noot Snoot AR May 16, 2018
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Homework

An legal form of world extinction, permanent death, or a fucking waste of papers and woods which always you only get a fucking stress, torture, wound, brain-ache until you finish the homework.
Me: Homework should not exist for earth.
by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022
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No Homework Day

On the second of September. On this day you must force your dog to eat your homework papers.
'Hey Mr, sorry I didn't get the homework. it was No Homework Day and I had to feed my dog.
by HarpsBored August 31, 2022
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