hipster entrepreneur

1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share

Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.

They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?

Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.

by cantor356 October 7, 2010

Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

by mrciarano December 4, 2013

Hipster Honk

Any form of playing an instrument with your Butthole.

Ronny straight hipster Honked the Kazoo!

by Swedehouse April 11, 2017

Hipster Hangover

The ill feeling one gets after excessive exposure to hipsters. Experienced primarily by those living outside of the East side of PDX (Portland Oregon).

Brian: Dude, I have such a hipster hangover after the Shins concert at the Doug Fir Lounge last night!

George: Quit being a bitch. Let's go get a coffee at Stumptown.

by Westsider3000 February 24, 2013

Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.

Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"

by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011

Hipster Moment

The moment you have when you liked something before it was mainstream, but you're not a hipster.

I had a hipster moment when my freinds were talking about the Hunger Games and I had read it before it was being made into a movie.

by The Epic Person With A Face June 15, 2012

northwoods hipster

A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.

Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.

by manroy August 19, 2012