Helpinder

Any action wherein a person offers to help with a task and is more of an inconvenience causing the task at hand to take longer

No Wayne we do not need your help as all it will do is helpinder and take us longer to finish. work task help hinder inconvenience

by Daryl Christie October 13, 2015

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

helpfulevil

When your Dad trys to run your life even though he is a billion years old and you are perfectly fine.

I'm trying to push you into doing something so you don't live in my basement forever, i guess that makes me helpfulevil.

by captain overboard July 12, 2016

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

helpdesk effect

When you call helpdesk and the problem fixes itself instantly.

Employee 1, "My desk phone was not working, but as soon as I emailed helpdesk it started working. "

Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."

by JBlocka May 12, 2016

help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!

by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016

helpbait

A faintly whingy status update intended to draw people into commenting with solutions to your problem.

Stu just posted helpbait on why his tomato plants aren't growing. I said he should urinate on them, because I want to see if he's dumb enough to do it.

by Peculiarist January 19, 2017